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someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)
i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa
by quamf rapist December 27, 2007
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Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).
"That burger really quamfed me"
by Sue Donym July 02, 2004
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the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.
dude did you hear john's quamf??!!
by quamftacular June 18, 2011
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