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the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.
dude did you hear john's quamf??!!
quamf by quamftacular June 18, 2011
Related Words
Quamf • Quamfy • Quaff • quaffle • quam • Quaf • quadfecta • quaft • quadfest • Quaffer
Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).
"That burger really quamfed me"
Quamf by Sue Donym July 2, 2004
When you’re as queer as a motherfucker
Yo my boy actin dumb sus right now texting me I miss you dude. My mans be going quamf right now.
Quamf by H sauceonurkebab December 21, 2019

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.
I feel quamfy with my buys.
Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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