gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.
"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"
by sionyn April 02, 2006
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snurffing, [quumf]

Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.
"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"
by sionyn April 02, 2006
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blood hammer

Yet another word for the penis.
"Suck my blood hammer"
by sionyn April 02, 2006
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