quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist December 28, 2007

quamf

the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.

dude did you hear john's quamf??!!

by quamftacular June 19, 2011

Quamf

Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).

"That burger really quamfed me"

by Sue Donym July 2, 2004

Quamf

When you’re as queer as a motherfucker

Yo my boy actin dumb sus right now texting me I miss you dude. My mans be going quamf right now.

by H sauceonurkebab December 22, 2019