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A quork is a supreme court nominee who waves his dick around, dead-ass drunk

quork by Phsyco_19 October 4, 2018

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quork

The predeccer to a penubble. Usually used in lower technological countries, such as France and/or Alabama. Often found in caves. Used in the fifth volume of the World Almanac by Galileo, and constantly made fun of by Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Il- "Those silly quorks are always burning my hair when I am in the cave blowing up nuclear weapons so now we have installed penubbles in all of our caves."

French person- "What's a nuclear weapon?"

quork by da niksta February 20, 2007

Related Words

quork • quorky • quirky • quark • quirk • quarky • Quirkster • quirkaround • Quirkedy • quirking

Quora

A platform which was once a go-to place for answers, but now is so riddled with pseudo-intellectuals that it is absolutely worthless now, and can be compared to a dilapidated public urinal.

I had four beers man, I need to take a leak, is there a quora around here, somewhere?

Quora by mistermiyagi October 18, 2020

Quirked up white boy

a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.

"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"

Quirked up white boy by Bubbiel April 12, 2022

Quora

A site once good a filled with smart people who actually knew what they where talking about. Nowadays the site has gone to shit and is filled with trolls asking weird ass question and creeps how like to get into other people’s business and is filled with opinionated people with their heads up their ass

Me: hmmm quora sounds interesting

Also me: *sees a question asking if I ever fucked my grandpa* oh hell no

Quora by Truthfulasshole August 23, 2020

Quirked it

This was made famous by the streamer twitch.tv/quirkitized. Every time he messes up the community has called it "quirked it" So anytime you screw anything up in all walks of life its knows as "quirking it" or "Quirked it"

I forgot about the pizza in the oven, i quirked it. Dammit my car just quirked it, need to call recovery . He steps up for the penatly, oh no he has quirked it!

Quirked it by airmessy June 26, 2018

Quirked Up Shawty

A girl with a remarkably unusual vibe. Indescribably good and mentally ill.

coined by twitter user @wretched_worm on April 18th 2020

Need me a quirked up shawty.

Soph is one quirked up shawty

Quirked Up Shawty by Sgt SS November 11, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026