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A sexy god who fucks on whatever girl he wants and do what he want a beast savage goat
Like omg qumel can fuck on the first day
qumel by Qumel November 21, 2021
Related Words
qumel • quelch • Quelf • quel • Queel • quelching • quell • quelp • Quelff • quelin

quzelqort 

it is a kurdish word used when someone is mad and wants to curse you without using a lot of words to do it , this word is used in many ways and for many things its not describable but can also be used to eat something that you actually dont like
dilan: mom why did you make bamia you know i do not like it , what am i supposed to eat now ?
mom: eat quzelqort .
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an annoying person being annoying:...
hama gyan: quzelqorta
A beautiful unique queen full of talent. See's the best out of people even when they do you wrong. Often taken for granted. Smart , easy to fall in live with and FULL of secrets.
She is a dime , another quela
quela by 6k_que June 9, 2015
The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.

Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.

quelckome 

how kulie (kayla) welcomes everyone in pandas server
Koohlaye
"quelckome"
quelckome by Koolaye January 5, 2021

quelle surprise 

from french: what a surprise
"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"
quelle surprise by aigh January 1, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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