Guy: Did you queel?
Girl: No. Next time try taking my chastity bra off first.
Guy: What if we just trampoline fuck instead.
Girl: Wow you're gross.
Guy: At least I didn't pesto burp.
Girl: I'm gonna yell.
Guy: Deal-breaker.
Guy: I queeled so hard my hands tingled.
Girl: You're late for work.
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.