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"Qulfa" is a slang word used in Pakistan for people who urge on nearly everything without any logic and historical background.

Usually they use abusive language and supernatural or unrealistic approach in response to any logical argument.
Qulfa's are found abundantly on social media and can be observed easily in comment section giving illogical arguments ,pretending most wise person of the centaury and using abusive language against everything which is not matching there dream world and fantasies.
Experts believe it is nearly impossible to convince them logically on any thing as they think from there "Ass" instead of "Brain"
The word qulfa is a "Sanskrit" word meaning brainless.
Qulfaism is a worldwide philosophy which inspired Millon's of brainless people.There are four dimensions of "Qulfa" school of thought ( Defense, current affairs, religion and history). That's why in some parts of the world they are also known as four dimensional chutias.
Pakistani "Qulfas" got there inspirations from zaid Hamid for defence , Haqeqat TV for current affairs, Khadim rizvi for religion and some unknown sources for history.
Ali.. Hye Waqas NASA is doing really great we must follow them to explore the Universe.
Ehtisham.. Shut the fuck up we are 200 years ahead of NASA and in ayoub khan's era we helped NASA in launching space station and in Zia ul haq era we had sent space shuttle to Ploto.
Waqas.. What the hell you are saying bro.
Ehtisham.. Its true, You stupid, asshole ... Traitor. Desi liberal pashteen . get lost from here you raw agent you Afghani nationalist. You kafir.
Ali... Leave Ehtisham man. He is a "Qulfa" yesterday he was saying and urging we have observed from space in musharraf era that earth is flat.
QULFA by The Civil Servant June 23, 2020
Related Words
qulia • Quiana • Quianna • Quila • Quaiaz • qualia • Quelia • quialls • quian • Quiapo
Beautiful, stunning, amazing over all bestfriend. any guy or person would die to have her. an over all intelligent brunette who enjoys life and making others laugh. her one and all objective in life is to help others and the ones she loves with anything. anyone wants to be her. often shy on the outside but as you get to know her she breaks her shell and you get to know who she truley is deep down inside.
guy #1 i would love to hit up on that girll
guy #2 no duhh that Quianna. everyone doess!
guy #1 oh shitt.
Quianna by yourbitch143 October 26, 2011
The shortened name for tequila
I need a shot, pass the quila !
quila by shokjak August 30, 2019
1. Recognizable qualitative characters of the given.--C. I. Lewis (1929)
2. Parts of experiential knowledge, i.e., that which can only be known through experience.
3. The introspectively accessible, phenomenal aspects of our mental lives.--Stanford Internet Encyclopaedia of Philosophy
4. Simplest forms of experience.
5. Outlets of the flow of experience (from consciousness).
6. Finest levels of (mental) qualities.
7. Finest levels of feeling.
8. Junction points between being and experiencing.
9. Starting points of becoming.
10. Introspectible and seemingly monadic properties of sense datum, but universal, not particular.
11. 'Quale' is to 'quality' as 'quantum' is to 'quantity'. (Etymologically)
12. Subjective qualities of conscious experience.
13. Subjective sensations. --Ramachandran & Blakeslee (1998)
14. Orderly modes of consciousness.
1. Philosophers and scientists alike have pondered qualia for a long time without resolution.

2. AI researchers wonder whether machines that pass the Turing Test would experience qualia, and whether they would even need to do so.

3. It is difficult to deny the existence of qualia.

4. Our failure to define qualia also makes people wonder if color are experienced differently by each person--how can we tell if some people see colors inverted, since they would still call roses red and grass green?

5. Qualia could occur only in the presence, interfacing the future and the past. You can remember the information about events, but not the actual feeling you had at that time. You could remember, for example, having been angry at receiving a parking ticket--but this is information not actually the feeling, since the police officer also remembers you being angry. If the memory makes you angry, then your present anger is a new experience--not the original experience. But this is good; otherwise, we could recall qualia such as pain--and headaches might never end.
qualia by hyperlinguist December 17, 2006
These expressions are placed at the end of rhetorical questions. If an affirmative answer is expected, quiaff is used. If the answer is expected to be negative, quineg is the proper closure.
"Are you an idiot? Quiaff"
quiaff by gamergeek May 17, 2008
Qula is a caring person who thinks about others and not just herself, she has a good giving heart and not to mention she's fine as hell, a good loyal one who treats others how she would want to be treated, just know if you get one keep her by your side
Everyone wants to be like Qula, she's a good example of a good person.
Qula by Dydywinning March 14, 2017
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