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Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.
If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.
Quistis by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004
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Quistastic 

Comparable to Quistis in terms of Quistisness. Generally used for females or actions/art of great elegance or other Quitis like attributes.
She is indeed Quistastic.
Quistastic by Jose Hurtado October 24, 2004
An extremely attractive Instructor, or a really hot teacher.
Dude that teachers hot.

Duddeee.. Shes a Quistis.
Quistis by Kujawashere May 14, 2011

Qristian 

"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.

Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."

Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.
Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.
Qristian by CrackYourBible January 15, 2021
When fisting a bitch and she queefs on your hand
"Hey Sandra, did I tell you about that time Geoffrey fisted me and I got minge juice all down his wrist?"
"Oh yeah, quisting."
Quisting by boob$graham October 21, 2013

Quistian 

The last name belonging to a large family residing mainly in Northern California (San jose and Gilroy mostly). Many believe the last name originates from France. My Granfather had this name, and he and his family were from San Luis Potosi, Mexico. I've traced our name from Mexico to California, all throughout the Westcoast and the Southwest, all the way to Florida.
The Quistian family is a very proud family.
Quistian by Mikio Locs February 11, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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