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quintrouple 

When a man has four wives or/and has four girlfriends at the same time while all parties are aware.
Husband: Hey babe, I brought home a surprise.
Wife: Oh nice what is it?
Husband: Just three other wives for you to hang out with.
Wife: oh this will be fun. 😈

example 2

Friend 1: bro how are all of your wives?
Friend 2: They're good man. Quintrouples are the best.
Friend 1: Nah thats fucked. You have four wives.

Example 3

Wife 1: Hubby can you look after your kid?
Hubby: Which kid are you referring to?
Wife 2: The one you have with me.
Wife 3: No, he needs to watch our kid.

Wife 4: I am pretty sure its our daughter that needs to be watched.
Husband: Fine, just bring me all of my 21 kids.

Wife 1: This is your fault for forcing us to be in a quintrouple.
quintrouple by onemanfourwives September 23, 2020
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The Quintessential Quintuplets

A manga-turned-anime romance series about a tutor named Fuutarou who has to teach five sisters in order to support his poor family.

These sisters of the Nakano family, Miku, Itsuki, Nino, Yotsuba, and Ichika all prove to be quite difficult.
I love the Quintessential Quintuplets. Miku is the best girl.

quintuple nigger 

Quite possibly the worst insult in the internet you shall ever encounter.
It’s the insult to end all insults, it’s the one insult to rule them all.
Steve: Nigger!
Nick: Double nigger!!
Bruce: Tripple nigger!!!
Tony : Quadruple nigger!!!!
Thanos: Quintuple nigger!!!!!

*Half of the entire universe is wiped out*
quintuple nigger by DaCoon57 January 27, 2019

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

quintuple standard 

5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia.

Quintuple Dare 

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-
Quintuple Dare by commentary_queen August 11, 2010

Quintruplets 

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.
Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.
Quintruplets by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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