Quiffed 

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.

That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.

Quiffed by Em dog February 19, 2020

Quiffed 

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

Quiffed by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

i quiffed by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

qwiffed 

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

quiffe

A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,

Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.

quiffe by Ndygo May 30, 2007

quiffer 

quiffer is a pusy fart

you are a fucking quiffer

quiffer by jennifer December 15, 2003

queffed 

To have been killed.

Two guys just showed up and queffed Jim

queffed by LDotRappa December 5, 2020