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A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.
Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.
Quiffed by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024
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"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."
J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"
i quiffed by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018
Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018
A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,
Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.
quiffe by Ndygo May 30, 2007
quiffer is a pusy fart
quiffer by jennifer December 15, 2003
Two guys just showed up and queffed Jim
queffed by LDotRappa December 5, 2020