quackshot

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.

Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.

by MBFree September 6, 2008

Quackson

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.

Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”

by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons

tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂

by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quackson

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.

“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”

by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent

A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄

by this is for Rachel you big fat January 11, 2020

quickshit

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

quackson

Quackson is the most awful pronunciation of croissant.

Tom: "But I was so fed up one day and I went to the crew catering and stole a quackson, and I ate the quackson–secretly, no one knew about this!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017