Definitions by MBFree

quackshot 

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.

Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.

quackshot by MBFree September 6, 2008

secret sock 

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

secret sock by MBFree September 6, 2008

secret sock 

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

secret sock by MBFree July 17, 2006