quickshaft

a jerk who is just doing everything too ridiculously fast for no real reasons
slang originating in the northwestern areas of Chicago

He was going 90 in a 30mph zone, what a quickshaft!

by chiiicaaa August 21, 2009

quickshit

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

Quickshitz

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.

"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.

by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008

rusty quickshooter

the old guy in a mostly younger bar/club that creepily takes home the young girl so that he may pre-ejaculate in her

guy 1- "how did sarah get home last nite?"
guy 2- "i think that rusty quickshooter took her to his place"
guy 1- "oh, shes a skank"

by CNR123 August 29, 2009

quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

QuickStatus

Adjective. To be fast. To do so rapidly. To accomplish a certain task with fast speed.

Damn homie! That foo did that shit quickstatus.

by Nehc March 16, 2004

Quickshit

An environmental hazard that has been discovered in the political swamp.

He was elected to office, went to Washington, stepped in quickshit, and was immediately sucked under.

It is time to fill the swamps to get rid of the quickshit in Washington.

by Jajajaja December 1, 2019