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quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).
(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.
quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.
Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.
Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

Questimation Mark 

This is used when someone asks a very important question. It is the use of a question mark and an exclamation point.
Mary, are you pregnant?!
No but that was a good use of a Questimation Mark.
Questimation Mark by teeners16 November 3, 2010

Questitute 

This is a person that does quests for money. (see also questitution. This may mean literal quests but this is hard to accomplish now-a-days due to lack of availability,it most often refers to a video-gaming quest. These individuals create a video-gaming account only planning to level it up an then sell it. This act most often plagues white, male, 30 year olds that live in their parents basement and in 2009 lost their jobs at circuit city.
Hey, Stuart are you a level 25 guilded-elven gnome yet in World Of Warraft.
No man I sold that to an interracial couple last week.
SHIT BRO you are such a QUESTITUTE.
I know but what ever gets me that dough.
Questitute by PotatoFaceKilla January 24, 2009

Questimation Mark 

The punctuation mark in which there is one or more question marks followed by one or more exclamation points. Usually used for emphasis.
Usage of Questimation Mark:

-- WTF?!?!?!

-- OMG REALLY????!!!!!????!!!

Questatement 

n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.
Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.