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Questatement 

The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
Questatement by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018

Questatement 

When your S.O. (significant other) wants you to do something and asks the question using a declarative statement. Phrase can end with either a question mark or a period.
''Are you painting the kids rooms this weekend?'' (no previous discussion of painting any rooms at any time.)
''What time are you picking up the pizza for dinner?'' (no previous knowledge of what your S.O. wanted for dinner prior to the questatement.)
Questatement by FletcherC March 20, 2021

questement 

It is a question you ask yourself or others even though you already know the answer so it's a question and a statement and ig also a Rhetorical question to yourself or someone else
I ask the boy a questement to see if he would tell the truth about stealing a candy
questement by Thwartedchief July 25, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026