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Questatement 

The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
Questatement by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
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Questatement 

When your S.O. (significant other) wants you to do something and asks the question using a declarative statement. Phrase can end with either a question mark or a period.
''Are you painting the kids rooms this weekend?'' (no previous discussion of painting any rooms at any time.)
''What time are you picking up the pizza for dinner?'' (no previous knowledge of what your S.O. wanted for dinner prior to the questatement.)
Questatement by FletcherC March 20, 2021

questement 

It is a question you ask yourself or others even though you already know the answer so it's a question and a statement and ig also a Rhetorical question to yourself or someone else
I ask the boy a questement to see if he would tell the truth about stealing a candy
questement by Thwartedchief July 25, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026