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Queerwig 

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Queerwig by tsukisan April 29, 2013
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queerwig 

synonym: gay, stupid, idiot, fucktard, wang-tard, wing-wang, wangalang, John Kerry etc.
Wraith you queerwig you scratched my anchor!
queerwig by matt August 30, 2004
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Queerdigan 

An extremely gay-looking cardigan; a cardigan that looks like it is meant to be worn by a woman, but on a man; a cardigan that only eastern european men could pull off
When I saw my friend Reed today, with his sweater awkwardly all the way buttoned up, I could only exclaim, "Reed, what's up with the queerdigan?"
Queerdigan by bigbooty566 April 24, 2011

Queerlighting 

Gaslighting your friends/others that they are gay or are part of the LGBTQ+ community
No I'm not queerlighting you, your crazy and gay

Queerigga 

derogatory term for a person who is both queer and black.
"Have you seen cwarvings hes such a queerigga."
Queerigga by rentacop30349 June 28, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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