Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

Quarfed by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008

quarfer 

Any man who receives pelasure from sucking cum out of another man's asshole.

Hey Jimmy, you quarfer, where is my straw?

quarfer by Smittie December 4, 2006

Quaffed 

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

Quaffed by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

Quafed by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Quaffed 

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

Quaffed by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

perfectly quaffed hair by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quafed

To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.

Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!

Quafed by TigreArts November 20, 2010