Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.
Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.
Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.
Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”
by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022
Get the quaranpeni mug.Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.
"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."
"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020
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A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.
Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.
Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.
Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.
In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012
Get the Quarantini mug.by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020
Get the Quarantini mug.Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.
Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).
RED
Man's been here fifty years. This
place is all he knows. In here,
he's an important man, an educated
man. A librarian. Out there, he's
nothing but a used-up old con with
arthritis in both hands. Couldn't
even get a library card if he
applied. You see what I'm saying?
FLOYD
Red, I do believe you're talking
out of your ass.
RED
Believe what you want. These walls
are funny. First you hate 'em, then
you get used to 'em. After long
enough, you get so you depend on
'em. That's "institutionalized."
Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).
RED
Man's been here fifty years. This
place is all he knows. In here,
he's an important man, an educated
man. A librarian. Out there, he's
nothing but a used-up old con with
arthritis in both hands. Couldn't
even get a library card if he
applied. You see what I'm saying?
FLOYD
Red, I do believe you're talking
out of your ass.
RED
Believe what you want. These walls
are funny. First you hate 'em, then
you get used to 'em. After long
enough, you get so you depend on
'em. That's "institutionalized."
Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?
Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!
Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!
by MostOkayest August 8, 2020
Get the Quarantinized... mug.The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.
"Anyone for a quarantini?"
by imkreuz August 3, 2006
Get the quarantini mug.GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!
by andysarchus March 13, 2020
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