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quaranpeni

Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.

Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.
Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”
by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022
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Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.
"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020
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Quarantini

A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.

Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.

Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.

In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012
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Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.
I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020
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Quarantinized...

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."
Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!
by MostOkayest August 8, 2020
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quarantini

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.
"Anyone for a quarantini?"
by imkreuz August 3, 2006
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Quarantini

GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!
by andysarchus March 13, 2020
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