quantis 

Quantis is a very hot person that has a crush on his girl best friend

Popular girl: Guess who's the hottest in school.
Other popular girl:who?
Popular girl: Quantis
Other popular girl:I knew it

quantis by Periodtt21sac June 14, 2020

Quantus theory 

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

Quantus theory by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

Quantity over Quality 

Quantity of a work is more important than the quality of a work.

Student: I wrote an essay 1 sentence long. It has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning.

Teacher: lmao it's quantity over quality. Who taught you to write like that? smh. Jason got 100% on this essay assignment because he wrote 10 page long essay. I didn't bother reading it because it completely meant he spent really much of time on it. You are getting 5% on it.

Quantity over Quality by legit dictionary December 11, 2015

Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.

'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

Quantity Surveyor by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008

Quanti 

Quanti

"Man! That was quanti seven!"

Quanti by Quanti Jr. August 28, 2013

Quantinium 

Quàn-tin-e-yum

The quantum of energy

The quantinium of the sun allows the sun to shine.

Quantinium by Neailotron June 20, 2016

quantasia 

Quiet but deadly. Beautiful, stunning. Often taken advantage of because of her kindness. These people are often petite in size but have a HUGE soul. Take caution when handling them!

Be careful dealing with quantasia ! She is a Handful!.

quantasia by Sara'May January 19, 2017