quantify

to give a numerical amount to something that cannot be numbered

free parking? that kicks so much ass it can't be quantified!

by Crimson Scorch May 18, 2005

Quantify

A word spoken by cunts for cunts to make them seem more intlligent than they actually are.

I need you to quantify how much of a cunt I am.

by RobotLegs36 August 21, 2009

Quantify-a-licious

The creamy yummy deliciousness used to quantify your self worth on a piece of paper to be hacked off on by your boss in order to get more money annually.

Your Boss tells you: "Your annual review is due by Monday!"

You Say" "Nice, I'll shoot you my Quantify-a-licious self review as soon as i get done playing this level of Dawn of Sorcery."

by SgtBallz July 13, 2010

to quantify

The process of a once influential party of people dissolving into insignificance. Usually initiated by adding a couple of monkeys to an otherwise good group of players.

Symptoms of quantification:

- being unable to fill a raid with guild players
- repeatedly uploading arah solos
- recording and uploading mount races
- commenting angrily on Reddit despite inactivity in the game
- becoming a benchmark justice vigilante

That guild sure used to be good. But when they invited Brobo, they really started to quantify.

by brodofrobo December 7, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Quantity over Quality

Quantity of a work is more important than the quality of a work.

Student: I wrote an essay 1 sentence long. It has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning.

Teacher: lmao it's quantity over quality. Who taught you to write like that? smh. Jason got 100% on this essay assignment because he wrote 10 page long essay. I didn't bother reading it because it completely meant he spent really much of time on it. You are getting 5% on it.

by legit dictionary December 11, 2015

Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.

'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008