Quangus

Quangus is a Family Guy character that has lots of sex

he is also known as:
quarterback
quarantine
quad
other words starting with 'qua'

Oh no, poor quangus!
Who else but quangus...

by Bjanss November 25, 2022

Quangus

a stupid child's attempt to spell Quagmire

"Oh poor Quangus"

by unlovedabomination October 22, 2022

Quangus

A quangus is someone who is good at everything they do! Not only this quangus is used as another word for stud or cutie. Overall being called quangus is one of the upmost complements one can achieve

Chase: “you know that boy Sam rich”
Gavin: “of course! Who doesn’t!? That nigga a quangus for real”

by Mr. Cringe November 20, 2019

Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

qungus

The almighty god of this mortal universe, Qungus is the most powerful immortal god in all of the universes. His mortal body is a Axolotl.

“Yo man Jesus is almost as good as Qungus”

by Qungus 3rd in command. April 5, 2021

QuanFused

Being in a state of mind that is past the point of being beyond confused

He was so tired and QuanFused that when he was asked to provide his manager with a status update of his project, he responded with "yes, I have a roommate".

by RoLynn January 31, 2014

Quandus

An English teacher who is completely incompetent at her job. Once got locked in her closet by her class. Will grade your 13/13 as a 13/100 in the grade book. Also known as quandum and quandasaurus. Self conscious about her first name.

My teacher gave me ISS because I said her first name, what a quandus!

by Oogga_booga64 October 23, 2019