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1. a man with a big stomach that is shy and loves tractors

2.a person that love people
your mother is a big quaison
quaison by johnny whore March 9, 2009
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The meme of 2017 for Hollanders EVERYWHERE. Tom Holland can’t say croissant so his fans made fun of him for a whole year.. but with love.
Person: Why can’t tom Holland say croissant?! It’s such a easy word!
Hollander: Well hes so English that he can’t say croissant right so it comes out as quakson... but he’s still sexy when he says it.
Quakson by Hollander1234 November 21, 2018
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Learn how to spell Crossiant you fuckin idiot.
What's that French pastry that u always get? I'm gonna google it. *Google's Quasont because they dont know how to spell*
quasont by Minty.Man March 14, 2020
A dumb ass black midget you call a niggerett
SHUT UP QUASON YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SWIPE COTTON IN A GARAGE SALE
quason by YouJustGotPranked July 24, 2017
Smellis' spelling of 'croissant'.
Ellis: *types quason into google*
Olly: That's not how you spell it you fucking idiot. hahaha quason.
Ellis: *pulls Olly's chairfrom under him, in a fit of rage*.
Olly: Aaahhhhh
Quason by DrDooQuason October 5, 2018
Stupid ass nigga who like Jar Jar Bink's dick
Shut up quason you ugly ass box fucker
quason by YouJustGotPranked July 24, 2017
A hardcore dick rider, that loves online dating because he gets all of that online pussy.
Omg!! look at quason hes riding a dick again.
quason by WonkerDoodle July 24, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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