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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise
I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

Quackspertise 

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).
"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).
Quackspertise by MM_IV March 11, 2021
When ur just a quirky little quirkler little quicky quirkster and ur so quirky quirky quirky quirkstar
“Oh so ur a little quirkster huh ur a little f*ckin quirky little guy huh little quirkster”
Quirkster by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

quackitex 

the unfunny gay dude that makes weird videos on tiktok
boy 1: ayo have you heard of quackitex??

boy 2: yeah, he's gay and unfunny
boy 1: ikr
boy 2: wanna makeout
boy 1: of course daddy

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.
eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'
acid quacker by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

sour apple quickstep 

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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