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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise
I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

Quackspertise 

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).
"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).
Quackspertise by MM_IV March 11, 2021
When ur just a quirky little quirkler little quicky quirkster and ur so quirky quirky quirky quirkstar
“Oh so ur a little quirkster huh ur a little f*ckin quirky little guy huh little quirkster”
Quirkster by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

quackitex 

the unfunny gay dude that makes weird videos on tiktok
boy 1: ayo have you heard of quackitex??

boy 2: yeah, he's gay and unfunny
boy 1: ikr
boy 2: wanna makeout
boy 1: of course daddy

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.
eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'
acid quacker by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

sour apple quickstep 

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'
sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008