Quackter

A particularly inept doctor, who generally guesses at any diagnosis and remedy or therapy, with sometimes catastrophic results.

Patient ; "I've got a sore throat and a runny nose Doctor."

Quackter ; "You've got cancer, I'll get you booked in for chemotherapy next week."

by Billet Steed August 20, 2013

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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

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acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

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quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

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A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!

No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

by true blue aussie man April 19, 2018

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