mojo7676's definitions

boss drum

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

tata

Punjabi word for testicle, bollock, knacker etc

'My left tata is a little bit smaller than my right tata' or 'some people only have one tata'

by Mojo7676 August 27, 2003

antay

eggs; slang for testes, see anta for singular anta

my antay need a good scrubbing with a wire brush
my bitch likes to lick my antay only with a hint of white pepper sprinkled over them

by mojo7676 August 27, 2003

dunzai

Caribbean/Jamaican patois referring to money, cash, dough, bread, moolah, coin... Was quite commonly used in the UK, circa 1970s/80s, amongst and within ethnically diverse cities such as Leeds, Birmingham, Bradford and London, but not so much now.

Dad: Do you need some dunzai for your night out, son?
Son: what's dunzai mean, dad?

Dad: money, son. it means money.
Son: you're so old, dad.
Dad: And you a smart mouf lickle pickney blurd claat; hush up before me buss up you face. Bumbo claat call me old.
Son: i want my mummy.

by mojo7676 January 30, 2022

anta

an egg, slang for teste (singular) see antay for plural testes

my left anta is bigger than my right anta
ja rule is an anta-less, anta-licking anta-face

by mojo7676 August 27, 2003

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

Gandoo

Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi word. Derogatory. Refers to a male who is not necessarily gay (openly or still in the closet), but either behaves like a stereotypically gay person (effeminate, for example) or has a reputation of being bummed (moreso than bumming other males) in the shitbox/shitter. Various localised variations including G-Boy, G-Towner, Gaand-yaava.

Me: Are you a Gandoo?
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.

by mojo7676 January 22, 2022