Definitions by mojo7676

dunzai 

Caribbean/Jamaican patois referring to money, cash, dough, bread, moolah, coin... Was quite commonly used in the UK, circa 1970s/80s, amongst and within ethnically diverse cities such as Leeds, Birmingham, Bradford and London, but not so much now.

Dad: Do you need some dunzai for your night out, son?
Son: what's dunzai mean, dad?

Dad: money, son. it means money.
Son: you're so old, dad.
Dad: And you a smart mouf lickle pickney blurd claat; hush up before me buss up you face. Bumbo claat call me old.
Son: i want my mummy.

dunzai by mojo7676 January 30, 2022

Gandoo 

Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi word. Derogatory. Refers to a male who is not necessarily gay (openly or still in the closet), but either behaves like a stereotypically gay person (effeminate, for example) or has a reputation of being bummed (moreso than bumming other males) in the shitbox/shitter. Various localised variations including G-Boy, G-Towner, Gaand-yaava.

Me: Are you a Gandoo?
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.

Gandoo by mojo7676 January 22, 2022

boss drum 

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

boss drum by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

boss drum 

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

boss drum by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

acid quacker by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

tata 

Punjabi word for testicle, bollock, knacker etc

'My left tata is a little bit smaller than my right tata' or 'some people only have one tata'

tata by Mojo7676 August 27, 2003

anta 

an egg, slang for teste (singular) see antay for plural testes

my left anta is bigger than my right anta
ja rule is an anta-less, anta-licking anta-face

anta by mojo7676 August 27, 2003