quackery

Similar to fuckery. On a much larger scale dealing with morals, values and the bottom line, quackery is fuckery but infinitely worse.

Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015

quackery

Also known as woo or alternative medicine, quackery encompasses all claims that something will improve your life with this one simple trick, boost your energy levels through positive radiation, or lead you to ascend to a higher plane of conciousness. All quackery has been proven untrue by conventional science.

"Hey dude, have you heard about how if you soak your eyeballs in piss every morning, it gives you 20/20 vision?"
"Nah man, that sounds like quackery to me!"

by CarolineButtle August 3, 2023

Fancy quackery

When more than one person or a group of people are being hypocrites.

Girl1:stop spamming
Girl2:your spamming too much
Me: I’m not spamming as much as you fancy quackery

by Hannah bench April 14, 2020

dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

No whackas/no quackers

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!

No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

by true blue aussie man April 19, 2018