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when your friend is being dumb, stupid, or just plain old annoying.
"alex you qazss" , "alex you're such a qazss"
qazss by giselleromero22 August 29, 2017
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qazsedcftgbhujmkolp 

The final and most advanced stage of boredom, occurs when a user type the entire qwerty keyboard in a zig-zag patter
im soooo bored. *goes to urban dictionary* *types qazsedcftgbhujmkolp* there we go

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ 

When one individual is bored at an extraordinary level, thus typing in the characters left to right going across their keyboard and moving down a row when necessary, is not good enough for ones individual needs, as they have typed this sign of unimaginable bordem in before, they must come up with a new un-creative thing to type into search engines.
Thus, the characters "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/" as it extremely easy to type in, just by going down each row of keys on a keyboard, left to right, from the letter q. This method is then produced into a search engine, only through sheer bordem of doing anything productive.

In fact, you must be, yes you, the reader of this Urban Dictionary post, must be one of the individuals that is bored at a level so unimaginable, that YOU have typed in the "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/" to even get to this website in the first place!!

Wow. Go outside already.
Person 1: "Hey, whatchya doing?"

Person 2: "Oh nothing, just typing qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ into Google"

Person 1: "Wow, you must be bored"

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq 

The FINAL stage of boredom if you actually type this in you must be on the point of insanity
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq is a very long word

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

The product that comes up when a person is going through extreme boredom. Usually comes from bored students who, are supposed to be studying or have nothing better to do.
Leslie: I'm done with my homework, what can I do now?
Caity: You could check your email.
Leslie: I did that
Cynthia: You could play a game
Leslie: I don't feel like it, maybe I'll search qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Cynthia and Caity: Oh you daredevil!!!

qazsedcftgbhujmkol 

an ocean of boredom, good job human you have transened beyond boredom to an unimaginable place, this word is found by typing in a bouncy way.
person1: dont say qazsedcftgbhujmkol unless you want to explode
person2: uh you said it!
person1: oh are you jelisous of me?
person2: no I mea-
*BOOM*
qazsedcftgbhujmkol by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p

Sign of total boredom when you type every key on the board that's not space or shift of caps lock
Bob: I'm bored
Joe: type "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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