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qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgbygv 

When you're trying to find something not on the internet
Also going down the keyboard alternating sides starting with qaz , then pl, , then wsx , etc.
Me: Hey bro search qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgbygv, it's not on Urban Dictionary

Bro: Yes it is you retarded cockswaggler

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT!
In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

The ULTRA stage of boredom. This is when you really don't want to do anything. You are supposed be participating in class, but still you don't give a crap.
qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy I am literally way to bored to be living.

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtg 

How the heck did you end up typing this in. At this point you aren't bored, you're just trying to find any reason to hit those funny little shapes on the buttons. This is going down on the keyboard but switching sides each time you go down, and meeting in the middle.
You: qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtg

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

you somehow surpassed the peak of boredom working diagonal alternating from each end of the keyboard
holy qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy i'm bored

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

Holy shit. Many people, myself included, have pondered how deep the depths of boredom can reach, the point where life in of itself becomes meaningless. Previously, the undefeated champion had been zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, later overthrown by lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq. Yet the word before you has crushed even that. How far can it go? Soon there will be zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty, lpzaqmkoxswnjicdebhuvfrgyt, even qpalzwoskxmeidjcnryfhvgt. It is my solemnest wish that you heed this advice. If you have stumbled upon this accursed word, turn back. Run back to the life of fun, fulfillness, joy and meaning. A final warning, Goodbye.
Mate 1: Oi mate im gonna search qazplwsxokmedcijnrf—

Their familiar: Nah mate you'll lose ya bloody soul mate don't search it
Mate 1: Ah fuck off ya bloody cunt im searching qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy and I'll do it now.
Their familiar: Fuck ya I was warning ya but since ya wanna be a cunt about it fuckin do it