When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT!
In other words, get a fucking life.
In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!
by OrphanedPixel December 5, 2016
The ULTRA stage of boredom. This is when you really don't want to do anything. You are supposed be participating in class, but still you don't give a crap.
by Duck mans September 17, 2021
you somehow surpassed the peak of boredom working diagonal alternating from each end of the keyboard
by meme word wizard December 17, 2019
Holy shit. Many people, myself included, have pondered how deep the depths of boredom can reach, the point where life in of itself becomes meaningless. Previously, the undefeated champion had been zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, later overthrown by lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq. Yet the word before you has crushed even that. How far can it go? Soon there will be zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty, lpzaqmkoxswnjicdebhuvfrgyt, even qpalzwoskxmeidjcnryfhvgt. It is my solemnest wish that you heed this advice. If you have stumbled upon this accursed word, turn back. Run back to the life of fun, fulfillness, joy and meaning. A final warning, Goodbye.
Mate 1: Oi mate im gonna search qazplwsxokmedcijnrf—
Their familiar: Nah mate you'll lose ya bloody soul mate don't search it
Mate 1: Ah fuck off ya bloody cunt im searching qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy and I'll do it now.
Their familiar: Fuck ya I was warning ya but since ya wanna be a cunt about it fuckin do it
Their familiar: Nah mate you'll lose ya bloody soul mate don't search it
Mate 1: Ah fuck off ya bloody cunt im searching qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy and I'll do it now.
Their familiar: Fuck ya I was warning ya but since ya wanna be a cunt about it fuckin do it
by ProfessorOnBoredom November 2, 2022
qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT! In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far your boredom is going!
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far your boredom is going!
by OrphanedPixel September 24, 2018
qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy will be the first after this u'll be thinking about these ––––––––––>
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Its the MOST EXTREEM sign of being bored just working you way dawn the keyboard in an up->down or down->up V pattern
yes we know you
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Its the MOST EXTREEM sign of being bored just working you way dawn the keyboard in an up->down or down->up V pattern
yes we know you
that one dude: im board what happens if i type "qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy"?
that other dude: already did that bro be creative
that other dude: already did that bro be creative
by That one dude working June 20, 2017
The result of one's mindset being in a full area of boredom. This keyboard slam can be made by gliding your finger diagonally across the first vertical row of your keyboard. After that, glide your finger along the left vertical lane, and keep switching between right to left.
Person 1: Hey, have you qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy-ed yet?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Your life must be very exciting. What do you do for a living?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Your life must be very exciting. What do you do for a living?
by Lyran April 27, 2022