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qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtyg 

When you are bored to death and you have literally tried the spiral, the backward spiral, the opposite spiral, the backward opposite spiral, the loop-de-loop forwards, backward, opposite, and backward opposite; so you then try a new combination you just came up with called the "V" pattern and thought it looked cool so you typed it in and then realized that you are an unproductive human being that should stop this madness.
"Hey Z, what's up?
"Nothing much just wallowing in the sorrow of my boredom..."
"Are you okay...?"
"Perfectly fine, cuz I just made this-qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtyg-and my boredom is showing"
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qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtyg 

Qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtyg means that you have passed all other keyboard spams because of Extremeboredomsyndrome, and decided to type all the words on a standard Qwerty keyboard diagonally, alternating from left to right until you have run out of keys. If you ever see anyone type this, they need immediate help, and if left in this state for more than 2 hours, will perish of boredom.
Person 1: Hey, how are you doing? Person 2: Ugh. I'm so bored, I'm going to type qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtyg on my keyboard to read the definitions. Person 1: You need help right now!

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT!
In other words, get a fucking life.
1: Oh my god, I've tried every combination of keyboard letters that isn't completely random... I guess I'll try qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy.
2: Are you crazy?! You're going to become a zombie with how far you're boredom is going!

qazplmwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgby

when you are so bored you type this wanting to kill your self like when you are supposed to be doing math home work like me right now
this is a word defining you as bored to the point you want to kill yourself qazplmwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgby is that word.

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

The ULTRA stage of boredom. This is when you really don't want to do anything. You are supposed be participating in class, but still you don't give a crap.
qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy I am literally way to bored to be living.

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtg 

How the heck did you end up typing this in. At this point you aren't bored, you're just trying to find any reason to hit those funny little shapes on the buttons. This is going down on the keyboard but switching sides each time you go down, and meeting in the middle.
You: qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtg

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 

you somehow surpassed the peak of boredom working diagonal alternating from each end of the keyboard
holy qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy i'm bored
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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