qazmlp

When you're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo f**king board as s**t so you type the edges of your keyboard like you're gonna DIE!

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qazmlp by rainbowJFS March 12, 2021

qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy 

YOU....

ARE....

A....

depressed potato.

After the rise and fall of combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more powerful ones like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, you have found one of the legendary combinations created in the darkest depths of the devil's bootyhole. By typing in a downward curve shape from left to right then right to left, you have discovered one of the most rare combinations in the history of boredom, and you shall be remembered as...

the one that noone remembers, because boredom is not something people are remembered for.

But trust me when i say, that even though you might want to rethink your life after finding this, you truly are special for having found this sacred place of pure boredom.

Now, go live your life knowing that you are now one step ahead (or behind) on all other people on the staircase that is evolution.

person1: 'P O G'
person2: 'are you that bored that you just randomly say P O G?'
person1: 'yep... wait... what if i look up qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy?'
person2: *GASP*
person1: 'you okay?'
person2: *chokes*
person1: 'there goes another one'

qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy by P 0 G G E R S June 1, 2021

qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy

Yet another term only ever used by poor, extremely bored souls with nothing else to do.

Very similar to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, or qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy in that

it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.

If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.

I was once locked in a dark room, with only a computer that could do nothing but Google searches. I spent thirteen hours typing combination after combination of keys, almost dying from boredom in the process, from mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq to qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, and by the time I was finally free, I had even gone so far as to type qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy.

qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy by ‰ May 23, 2018

qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy

When one reaches such an extraordinary level of boredom they decide it's a wonderful idea to type from an alternating pattern of down to up on the left side to down to up on the right side.

You: Has anyone tried qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy yet?
Me: Unfortunately for all of us, yes.

qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy by Remathen October 23, 2020

Qazmlpwsxnjiedcbhurfvgyt 

When you’re so incredibly bored that you resort typing patterns in the QWERTY style keyboard. You go from right diagonally down and then switch to the left and starting from the bottom go up. Here’s some jokes to momentarily stop your boredom.

There was once a Mexican magician. Uno, dos... he disappeared without a tres.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.

I wish you luck in your quest of stupidity and absolute boredom.

“Qazmlpwsxnjiedcbhurfvgyt” is what the bored child typed, glancing at the clock.

Qazmlpwsxnjiedcbhurfvgyt by Aeslei December 1, 2019

qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy 

You are so bored, and move vertically on our keyboard down and up from left to right.

qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy

qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy by Random Words & Definitions January 14, 2021

qazmlpxswoknnnedcbhurfvgyt 

This is the word you type when you've typed aprox. 34 patterns on the keyboard, and You've mentally died of boredom, or gone ten times more insane than jack the ripper

guy one: hey i wrote 34 patterns on the keyboard guy two: qazmlpxswoknnnedcbhurfvgyt guy one: DIES

qazmlpxswoknnnedcbhurfvgyt by BORED BOI February 21, 2020