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qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy

Yet another term only ever used by poor, extremely bored souls with nothing else to do.

Very similar to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, or qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy in that

it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.

If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.
I was once locked in a dark room, with only a computer that could do nothing but Google searches. I spent thirteen hours typing combination after combination of keys, almost dying from boredom in the process, from mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq to qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, and by the time I was finally free, I had even gone so far as to type qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy.
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When one reaches such an extraordinary level of boredom they decide it's a wonderful idea to type from an alternating pattern of down to up on the left side to down to up on the right side.
You: Has anyone tried qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy yet?
Me: Unfortunately for all of us, yes.

qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvbhutgy 

How did you find me? well your going to work harder to find new combinations of letter instead of DOING YOUR WORK
qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvbhutgy is a werid word
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026