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qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy

Yet another term only ever used by poor, extremely bored souls with nothing else to do.

Very similar to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, or qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy in that

it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.

If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.
I was once locked in a dark room, with only a computer that could do nothing but Google searches. I spent thirteen hours typing combination after combination of keys, almost dying from boredom in the process, from mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq to qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, and by the time I was finally free, I had even gone so far as to type qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy.

qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy

When one reaches such an extraordinary level of boredom they decide it's a wonderful idea to type from an alternating pattern of down to up on the left side to down to up on the right side.
You: Has anyone tried qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy yet?
Me: Unfortunately for all of us, yes.

qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgby 

Something that you type when you are so bored that you go from top-left diagonally down to z, then bottom-right diagonally up to p. You reapest this until you have qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgby.
Brady was sooo bored he typed qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgby

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026