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YOU....

ARE....

A....

depressed potato.

After the rise and fall of combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more powerful ones like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, you have found one of the legendary combinations created in the darkest depths of the devil's bootyhole. By typing in a downward curve shape from left to right then right to left, you have discovered one of the most rare combinations in the history of boredom, and you shall be remembered as...

the one that noone remembers, because boredom is not something people are remembered for.

But trust me when i say, that even though you might want to rethink your life after finding this, you truly are special for having found this sacred place of pure boredom.

Now, go live your life knowing that you are now one step ahead (or behind) on all other people on the staircase that is evolution.
person1: 'P O G'
person2: 'are you that bored that you just randomly say P O G?'
person1: 'yep... wait... what if i look up qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy?'
person2: *GASP*
person1: 'you okay?'
person2: *chokes*
person1: 'there goes another one'
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026