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French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
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Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022

Pussy raspberries

When a badass high roller gives his girl raspberries on her wet pussy.
Yo son, I went to my girls house last night, before we could even get upstairs I had her pants off and was givin her pussy raspberries right on her couch. She said, that's love baby.
Pussy raspberries by DIRTY$$$$ March 21, 2016

pissy yonky 

"Piss yonky mean when im sippin drank an ion wanna piss out tha drank high so it be getting me yonky" - Yeat
The drank got me pissy yonky right now frfr
pissy yonky by yeatalations August 15, 2021

Pussy ho 

A man who controls girls such as strippers or prostitutes. This man is also know as heart-breaker or puller who is pulling loads of girls
These girls are all over him, he must be a pussy ho!
Pussy ho by Kathryn-Hobbs August 6, 2017

Flappy Pussy Energy 

People with flappy pussy energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with an actual flappy pussy and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
Greta wouldn't project such flappy pussy energy if she could just take some time to relax, be at peace with herself, realize where her worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
Flappy Pussy Energy by icespiced March 13, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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