pyroclasm

A volcano's orgasm/ejaculation, aka pyroclastic flow.

The jet engines of the planes crashing into the twin towers on 9/11 were completely vaporized by the great pyroclasm.

pyroclasm by pagenotes June 12, 2017

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.

A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

self proclaimed genius by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006

Pyroclastic flow 

Pyroclastic flow is Ice Cube's gangsta flow. It's his ability to rhyme to cool beats, and gangsta lyrics.

Official definition of Pyroclastic flow by Ice Cube :
What's the definition of a pyroclastic flow?
That's what happens when a volcano blow
That's what happens when Ice Cube starts to flow
Red hot lava mixed with saliva
Pulverising everything in its wake
Nothing can survive a pyroclastic flow

Pyroclastic flow by Cube fan October 16, 2008

the proclaimers 

A Scottish band most famous for the songs I'm gonna be (500 miles) and I'm on my way.

I would walk 500 miles/ and I would walk 500 more/ just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door- The Proclaimers

the proclaimers by SC is sexy June 1, 2007

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! 

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! by This isnt real April 20, 2010

proclaim 

To declare formally; declare someone to be something; of titles;To bring to public notice or make known publicly

"He proclaimed to have only slept with two girls"

proclaim by Babear September 27, 2006