Named after Private Pyle in Full
Metal Jacket, this
type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this
kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that
Gomer Pyle trying to catch
butterflies at the shooting range last
night?"
Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."
Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."