puréed gays are a rare species of
human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being
gay, and logs (yes logs, like
wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.
"have you
seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet,
margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."