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PWNIZZLE (noun)

In the act of being someone who is pwning, or someone who is respected or cool.
John is the coolest ever! He is teh pwnizzle!
pwnizzle by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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2.
(Verb)
The act of easily pwning someone, with little effort.
I pwnizzle 73h n00b|3t NeCron00b. I PWNOZR
pwnizzle by SilverPwnzor February 4, 2007

pwndizzle 

just another saying of pwned, but putting the dizzle in there for added effect. see pwned
spawned from the korean SAT 2 vocab pah han des so meaning laughing out loud. sounded like pwndizzle to me.

WOW you just got PWNDIZZLED.
*girl runs into a door*
girl: OW.
guy: can we get a pwndizzle?!
everyone else: PWNDIZZLED!
pwndizzle by kevin the ninja July 28, 2008

Pwndizzleownagementation 

The act of total domination.
God says: pwndizzleownagementation
Suck my penizzle biotch!
Penizzle by blank February 21, 2004
when u were born and someone dropped u on ur penis...it makes it retarded and have many spsams
uzi's penis is a penizzle
penizzle by kyle April 22, 2004
When you have a retarded penis. When youre actually retarded enough to have a penis with a brain of its own. Wtf? If you have a penizzle then Steven Nipper will come slap it so watch out. Penizzles are usually shaped like a pretzel, therefor making it "interesting" to give head to.
Joe lookoed down one day only to notice that he had a penizzle. What a fuckin niglet. Therefor steven went and slapped it.
penizzle by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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