pwnism

1. The way of pwning
2. To pwn someone in a 1337 way

Usually done with one's penor, but often times with a well-made Flash animation.

This religion was brought to us by our lord and savoir, Piconjo in the year 2004.

It requires the utmost perserverence in morality and a supreme sense of spirituality. In addition to that, you have to sux teh Piconjo's pen0r ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOL OMG LOL@j00

"Those who know pwnism will not say, those who do not know will say."
-Piconjo's 1337 Proverbs

liek lol I study teh pwnism and now my p3n0r is 1337!!!!!!111!1!1!

pwnism by Piconjo December 4, 2004

pwnish 

Somewhat skillful in gaming. Exhibiting the skills of a good gamer. See pwn.

Major Saw is pwnish with the knife.

pwnish by Gunny Highway November 30, 2006

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penismccuntfuck 

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

penismccuntfuck by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

penismorphious 

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

penismorphious by Peter September 21, 2005

pwnis 

pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for buttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in vaginas and other orifices. in short a penis that pwns

i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the UD but ill take complete credit for it's origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.

pwnis by box pwner July 5, 2008