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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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pjizzowned 

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.
1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!
pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005
Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.
Dude! My muscles pizzown!
pizzown by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pizzownd 

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.
"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"
pizzownd by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005

pizzowned 

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".
You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?
pizzowned by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004
dam bitch, you got pizzowned
pizzown by veXor October 8, 2003