pjizzowned

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

by Teh M43n September 26, 2005

pizzowned

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

by Stupy John January 6, 2005

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizzoned

The act of being pwned
Having something that is pwn

Dude, I just pizzoned you!

by Devion September 28, 2003

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

pizzownd

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.

"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"

by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005