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pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
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Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.
Dude! My muscles pizzown!
pizzown by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pizzownd 

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.
"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"
pizzownd by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005

pizzowned 

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".
You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?
pizzowned by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004
dam bitch, you got pizzowned
pizzown by veXor October 8, 2003

pizzowned 

pizz*owned (verb) (1) - To be owned in a manner proportionate to the goodness of a Pizza Hut (tm) calzone (Pizzone). It is the epiphany of ownage.

pizz*owned (verb) (2) - To be served a piece of american-italian cuisine.

pizz*owned (verb) (3) - To have a Pizzone or other american-italian cuisine slammed into one's face or body.
(1)"You just got served eight slices of PIZZOWNED!"
(1)"Gather 'round the good stuff, you're PIZZOWNED"

(2)"Man I'm hungry. Let's go to Pizza Hut and get Pizzowned!"
(2)"It's lunch time! Time to get Pizzowned!"

(3)"HA HA HA! YOU JUST GOT PIZZOWNED!!"
pizzowned by Dark Fox April 27, 2007
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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