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The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
Related Words
pweez • peezy • Pweef • peez • Peezer • pwee • peeze • preez • Pweep • peezed
You might've seen this word being used as a hashtag #pweedy in instagram posts and chats. This is nothing but just a way of saying Pretty.

A baby-talk way, I guess.

The same way sorry becomes sowie when you're trying to be cute.
Hey, how's this dress looking on me?

-Omg! It's so pweedy 😍
Pweedy by Ennayl May 21, 2018

bitch preez

The Asian pronunciation of bitch please.

Coined by Drifter Dingo.
Girl asks Asian if they would like to return to her pagoda. Asian responds, "bitch preez!"
bitch preez by Fal Avedon June 16, 2010

Peez Box 

A French person's attempt to pronounce the decidedly American term "piss box".
Arvind: Yo, was you crushin' piss box?
Pierre: What is deez "peez box"? (asked with quizzical look)
Peez Box by DTP4L4L December 16, 2010
Pwee is used in flim trilogies (can be used if there's more than three films), this is when A sequel in a franchise is far worse than the original movie

The opposite of this is Quee , where a movie is far better than its original movie

Both words come from the Irish Language

Not used in any other medium e. g Video Games
Shrek 3 Is Pwee
Shrek 2 is Quee

Incredibles is Quee

Incredibles 2 is Pwee
Pwee by Fionn O Chewlin July 2, 2020
Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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