puttu

He is the alpha creature who is beyond all explanations. He is like a chick magnet. He will take away your girl, mom, grandmom, great grand mom and grandpa. So better beware.

Hey look, there's puttu, better keep everyone inside.

by alpha112084 March 5, 2021

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 19, 2020

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest

I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.

by rosends November 26, 2020

just putting that out there

"Just mentioning it in case anyone might want to know"

-it is usually said after someone says something that did not go down well with the listener/s

In all likelihood, Barney the dinosaur is a massive paedo. Just putting that out there.

by Superted384 November 28, 2013