camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005

thizz faced

When you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. You cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you're falling asleep for the next few hours. You are clearly fucked up!

Person 1: Wow, I'm rolling balls!
Person 2: Dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!

by nirvana4lf December 26, 2008

Romney

"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.

Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"

by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

newfaggotry

Any actions/behavior seen on 4chan, or even in life that deem one a newfag. Newfaggotry commonly appears in the form of a failed triforce or in failed attempts of creating a meme.

newfag:
LAWL LOOK AT MY TRAIFURZ GUIZE!
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anon /b/tard: there is a rancid stench of newfaggotry spewing from this thread.

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by nirvana4lf January 30, 2010

meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.

Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.

by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006

ball clap

ball clapping is when your nuts hit right between your dick and your ass. usually makes a loud noise when hitting, especially when sweaty! Tends to happen during sexual intrercorse, and when jacking off.

When I was screwing this hot chick, I could hear my balls clapping!!!

by nirvana4lf January 22, 2005