putk
putk by Yolagirlll July 22, 2023
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Na maika ti putkata
Na maika ti putkata by qi4nici January 28, 2019
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putka • putki • putk • putkeylut • putki-bait • putkimara khabi • putko • putkonen • Putkoyad • Rachel-Putkary
putka
Putka is one really remarkable melodious bulgarian word. The strong lyricism that this word emanates is immense! Everybody should call their friends and family members PUTKAs... The famous bulgarian pop-folk (aka chalga genre) singer Azis (don't meddle with the group Oasis, but you know... they're all gays so there's no problem) has a remarkable quote "Kvo prai6 ma parcaaaal!" (Whatcha do wet rag? (gay voice)) well... It has developed now as "Kvo prai6 ma putkooo" and It sounds better influenced by Azis's Genius and the lyric power sodden in word PUTKA.
BULGARIA LOVES "PUTKA"... without "PUTKA" our fine ladies would live in a huge confusion of their real nature.
Bless you fine bulgarian putkas! We love ya, occasionally even two times a day!
BULGARIA LOVES "PUTKA"... without "PUTKA" our fine ladies would live in a huge confusion of their real nature.
Bless you fine bulgarian putkas! We love ya, occasionally even two times a day!
"Putko zaspala prosta" (bulgarian saying)
"Vulva simplex hypnotica nonmarginata" (latin saying)
Now you see... bulgarian philosophers are successors of the latin philosophy geniuses such as Sokrates, Pythagoras, etc. Frankly, they even blanch before bulgarian thinkers.
"Vulva simplex hypnotica nonmarginata" (latin saying)
Now you see... bulgarian philosophers are successors of the latin philosophy geniuses such as Sokrates, Pythagoras, etc. Frankly, they even blanch before bulgarian thinkers.
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putka by Inteligent January 19, 2007
putka
Putka is a the Bulgarian word for pussy. You can use it as an insult or as women’s reproductive organ (vagaina). Here in Bulgaria we use putka very often for example when you see your friend you can say “Ohhhh, putka maina kvo stava” (ohhhh, pussy sup). Sometimes putka can be used as an insult for example “na maika ti putkata” (your mom’s pussy).
The word putka has history! Bulgarians started using it back in 1989 when some villagers were joking aroud and one of them said some really nasty thing about the other man’s wife and the other was like “brat, are da spresh da se durjish kato putka” (bro, stop acting like pussy). Now in 2018 we use putka very often(as I said) and it’s a great way to express yourself for example when you are mad about something you can say “daaa tee eba v na maika ti putkata” (to fuck you in your mother's pussy). You can use it when you are happy “ohhh, putka, ne znaesh kolko sum shtastliv” (ohhh, pussy, you don’t know how happy I am). Or you can use it when you are thankful “Blagodarq ti mnogo, putko, tva znachi mnogo za men” (Thank you so much pussy that means a lot to me). Putka is a great word that’s why you should start using it!
The word putka has history! Bulgarians started using it back in 1989 when some villagers were joking aroud and one of them said some really nasty thing about the other man’s wife and the other was like “brat, are da spresh da se durjish kato putka” (bro, stop acting like pussy). Now in 2018 we use putka very often(as I said) and it’s a great way to express yourself for example when you are mad about something you can say “daaa tee eba v na maika ti putkata” (to fuck you in your mother's pussy). You can use it when you are happy “ohhh, putka, ne znaesh kolko sum shtastliv” (ohhh, pussy, you don’t know how happy I am). Or you can use it when you are thankful “Blagodarq ti mnogo, putko, tva znachi mnogo za men” (Thank you so much pussy that means a lot to me). Putka is a great word that’s why you should start using it!
putka by putkaismyfavouriteword November 19, 2018
putka
it`s in the Bulgarian Dictionary the labor instrument of on a women.
the only one with wich they earn their money.
the only one with wich they earn their money.
NA MAJKA TI "PUTKATA" MIRIZLIWA.
Typa "putka" zaspala.
"Putkata" i cyfna kat maiska roza.
"Putka" sirenqsala.
Na baba ti "putkata" wisnala kat chorbadjiiska chushka"
Typa "putka" zaspala.
"Putkata" i cyfna kat maiska roza.
"Putka" sirenqsala.
Na baba ti "putkata" wisnala kat chorbadjiiska chushka"
putka by [KNELL]Lord_Hard April 8, 2005
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