MaD's definitions

DILF

Daughter I'd Like To Fuck

Man, Sue's daughter is such a DILF. I wanna bang her in the worst way.

by MaD August 23, 2005

cock block

Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood.

Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.

Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww!

by MaD April 18, 2005

Fam

From
Another

Mother
Like the saying brother from another mother or sister from a different mister.

Aye bro. We aren't related but you're fam. ☺️

by Mad July 14, 2015

Seva

The man.

Seva is teh tot0al pWNage

by MaD October 15, 2003

sluff

To fuck up, make a mistake, not come through as promised

Fuck, way to sluff and spill bong water all over the place

by MAD September 4, 2003

Les Crane

A complete Prick who gets a kick-in.

A person who drives whilst under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

by Mad October 6, 2003

Pre-Pubescent

(Adj.) An individual of approximately 14 years of age, that acts as if he/she were, in fact, 8. Can be extremely annoying.

Alpha Nerd: I AM KING DORK!!!!!!!
Beta Nerd: OMG you're such a pre-pubescent.

by MaD December 9, 2004