Left tard pussys who have trump derangment syndrome, need to take their welfare leachin, beanie wearing, gender disphoria having, election cheating, cuties supporting, negative IQ asses back to California so we can build a wall around them.

Fuck left-tard pussys, I hope they suffocate in their masks.

Fuck left-tard pussys by Abooky December 9, 2020

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French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.

Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!

French Thunder Pussy by napalona zając January 4, 2017

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Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022

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Pussy raspberries

When a badass high roller gives his girl raspberries on her wet pussy.

Yo son, I went to my girls house last night, before we could even get upstairs I had her pants off and was givin her pussy raspberries right on her couch. She said, that's love baby.

Pussy raspberries by DIRTY$$$$ March 21, 2016

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